Just got my Second Lead Shipper badge back. Hallelujah!

... NOT.

I ask you, IN WHAT UNIVERSE will a lady choose this...

(Exhibit A: A so-so looking guy but goes around thinking he's God's gift to woman, and unsurprisingly has a mental capacity of a 5-year-old.)

over THIS????

(Exhibit B: GORGEOUS OF THE OVARY-EXPLOSION KIND, kind, understanding, too god damn honest for his own good, cooks a mean bolognese, as if that is not enough he makes great coffee too and oooh his voice is like melted chocolate.)